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analyzing

example-startup.com

4.2/10it's giving... mid

Score breakdown

SEO
3.1
Content
5.4
Design
6.2
Structure
7.8
Fix these first2 critical
Meta description missingSEO

Google is writing your snippet. It's not good.

No H1 tag foundSEO

Zero heading structure. Bots are confused.

CTA contrast too lowDesign

Your button blends in. Nobody is clicking it.

real audits

We ran it on sites you know.

Here's what the audit looks like on real, well-known websites.

website

stripe.com

solid
8.7/10
SEO9.1

Flawless meta setup, JSON-LD everywhere.

Content8.8

Copy is precise. CTAs convert hard.

Design8.5

Spacing and hierarchy are textbook.

Structure8.4

Semantic HTML used throughout.

website

wix.com

mid
5.2/10
SEO5.8

Meta inconsistent. Some pages title-less.

Content5.5

Too much noise. The CTA gets lost.

Design5.1

Dated sections clash with modern hero.

Structure4.4

Poor semantic structure. Div soup detected.

website

linear.app

solid
8.3/10
SEO8.9

Canonical links correct, structured data present.

Content8.5

Headlines punchy. CTAs impossible to miss.

Design8.1

Typography scale is chef's kiss.

Structure7.7

Semantic HTML consistent throughout.

website

mailchimp.com

mid
5.9/10
SEO6.2

Some pages missing meta descriptions.

Content5.1

Homepage headline buries the value prop.

Design6.8

Color palette feels inconsistent across pages.

Structure5.5

H1 count varies — some pages have none.

website

figma.com

solid
8.1/10
SEO8.4

OG tags solid, titles descriptive.

Content8.3

Value prop lands fast. Good CTA placement.

Design8.0

Polished visual rhythm, strong brand.

Structure7.7

Mostly semantic, minor ARIA gaps.

website

hubspot.com

mid
5.6/10
SEO6.4

Meta coverage fine. Canonical issues on blog.

Content5.2

Way too much copy. Hard to find the point.

Design5.8

Cluttered layout. Too many competing CTAs.

Structure5.0

Landmark elements missing on several pages.

website

webflow.com

solid
7.9/10
SEO8.2

Well-structured meta, good canonical usage.

Content7.8

Feature pages are clear. Hero is a bit busy.

Design8.1

Strong visual system, great typography.

Structure7.5

Mostly clean. Some divs where semantics would help.

website

squarespace.com

decent
6.8/10
SEO7.1

Basic meta present, structured data sparse.

Content6.9

Headline is generic. Features buried below fold.

Design7.4

Beautiful visuals, inconsistent across pages.

Structure5.8

Heavy JS, semantic structure suffers for it.

website

github.com

decent
7.6/10
SEO8.0

Good titles, but some pages lack descriptions.

Content7.4

Developer copy is solid. Marketing pages less so.

Design7.5

Dense but navigable. Not flashy — intentionally.

Structure7.5

Semantic and accessible overall.

website

notion.so

decent
7.4/10
SEO8.1

Meta tags clean, heading hierarchy solid.

Content7.9

CTAs are clear. Readability above average.

Design7.2

Consistent spacing, good visual hierarchy.

Structure6.4

Missing ARIA labels on interactive elements.

website

shopify.com

decent
7.1/10
SEO7.8

Meta coverage is solid. A few thin pages.

Content7.2

Homepage headline works. Inner pages weaker.

Design7.0

Clean but safe. Nothing stands out.

Structure6.4

H1 consistency varies across sub-pages.

* scores are illustrative — based on publicly available page data.

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AI analyzes up to 10 pages. Done in about 60 seconds.

What we check

16 checks across 4 categories.

Every page. Every section. No skipped corners.

Design review

We look at how your site actually looks — measurable design quality, not just vibes.

  • Typography & fonts
  • Color & contrast
  • Spacing & layout
  • Visual hierarchy

Content analysis

Every word on your site is fair game. We judge whether your copy actually drives action.

  • Headline clarity
  • CTA effectiveness
  • Readability score
  • Image alt texts

SEO check

Can Google even find you? We check the fundamentals that 90% of sites get wrong.

  • Meta titles & descriptions
  • Heading structure
  • Internal linking
  • Structured data

Structure & accessibility

The bones of your site — semantic markup, responsiveness, and navigability for humans and bots alike.

  • Semantic HTML
  • Mobile responsiveness
  • Accessibility basics
  • Page structure

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